"does my buddy jax have a tee tee?" (referring to his... okay, i can't even type the word)
"yes."
"he does?"
"uh huh."
"but you don't?"
"no, i'm a girl."
"what kind of tee tee's do girls have?"
(...pause.... deep breath.... think)
"girl tee tee's."
(..."whew, dodged that one!" ... then)
"what do girl tee tee's look like?"
"huh?"
"what do girl tee tee's look like mommy?"
"ummmm...okay, your bath's all ready, hop in!"
holey spidey undies batman! i'm not prepared for this! just another issue not covered in the multitude of books i've read. HELP! how do i address this???
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Thank you, God, for giving me a girl!
Have you not seen Kindergarten Cop?
LOL mom.
yeah... ha ha ha! did you not notice the title of this blog?
you guys are not being any! :D
I'm ALL ABOUT the truth. Draw a picture - not too detailed! ;-)))
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